Today, we challenge you to write a poem in which the words or meaning of a familiar phrase get up-ended
Elvis (and the cat) Has Left The Buiding
My cat, who edits my poems
has only one life, mustering a cut,
knocking over one stool and then the other;
cracking the eggs she hadn’t counted
as she welcomes The King, disguising
this as a bridge ready to cross (if he’s
going home).
She knows I despise clichés and she
dislikes the dresses laid out for the lamb:
(this cat wants her sleeper owner still
in her dressing gown at noon.) And, her
life, so salubrious, forget the other eight.
She saw the deck was full of party goers
and soon the roof would be too snow covered
even for a cat, so she slipped away
under the fence leaving me to chew
on this perfectly excellent steak (the
best thing) because the bread, not sliced
and not baked.
Benita Kape © 13.4.2018